I want to warn you before I tell you what happened last night at a large department store, this could sound very crude if your mind is in the gutter...Nancy was shopping and as always she drags my ass with. The store was fairly busy with lots of women dragging their better halves with...We are walking through the hat department and Nancy picks up a cowboy hat and plops it on my head...I turned to her and said in my outside voice..."Hello ma'am, are you planning on taking me home and showing me your spread?" A couple of guys started to laugh, but the look on Nancy's face as she turned 1000 shades of red was priceless.
7 comments:
cute story :)
heehee
Very clever! Too bad you don't have a picture of that!
LOL poor Nancy (but damn, Bruce that's funny!)
Cute picture too!
PS Thanks for the encouragement...and I wanna hear that joke you couldn't tell on my blog! :-)
Well Uncle Bruce,
You finally did it, you made her blush. That is one notch on your belt you keep close to yourself. One thing about her and me, we don't blush a lot because we have been there done that. Love ya and waiting to hear when you will be coming out again. For the dragging you shopping, deal with it!!!! That's what we do best.
Love ya and miss ya
Love,
Me
Hey baby are you ever coming back to blog land? I can hear you right now...you should be sleeping! The landlord is using a freaking chainsaw today for what I don't know but it is so loud I can't sleep. I'm going to tell him if he wants to keep getting his rent he needs to be quiet during the day so I can sleep! First the roof now this, what the fuck is next?
Your wife,
me
and no doubt more than a few other wives thought..."damn glad he ain't mine"...too funny.
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